I’ve Got Your New Derby Name Here

Roller Derby season is starting to ramp up again in Western New York and I want to show my support by offering up these brand new skater names. I know there is a movement to get rid of the aliases but nobody is afraid to skate against a Lisa. A Pam maybe, but never Lisa. I would also like skaters to start wearing masks like Mexican wrestlers. Extra 50 points if there is a zipper over the mouth.

Here we go for old times sake:

1. Slay Z Susan
2. Amputeena
3. Malcolm XY
4. Old White Lady
5. R2 D2manytattoos

~ Brawl McCartney

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